“ The exciting thing about being single is that you can meet a great relationship at any moment!
an eHarmony ad on the radio
It’s impossible for a guy to go into Victoria’s Secret and not feel a little bit like a pervert.
“ Can you help me sell vicodin on eBay?
my little sister, to me
today I actually know what I’m doing
Today I figured out how to install vinyl siding.
(It takes a long time if you have no idea what you’re doing.)
Hell yeah we do!
what I’m doing today
We made it - 2,217 miles in less than 63 hours!
Departure: 6:04 am PDT on Tuesday, May 13
Arrival: 10:32 pm EDT on Thursday, May 15
(via awesomeroadtrip)
“Spotted” in Holbrook, AZ
1,328 miles. So far, so good.
Tomorrow my sister Amanda and I will embark on a four-day road trip from Los Angeles to Fort Wayne, Indiana. We’re stopping in Albuquerque, Oklahoma City and St. Louis along the way. According to my friends at Google Maps, it’s going to take around 35 hours altogether.
We’ll be tumbling along the way (obviously) so add Awesome Roadtrip to your Dashboard immediately.
Yesterday a kindergartner challenged me to draw a monkey.
I’m pretty proud of the results.
even in Brentwood, it’s pretty rare to see a Rolls Royce limousine