Craigslist ad of the day

Hi: I’m looking for a Dating Coordinartor/PR assistant who can market me personally to find a seriously minded soul mate/marriage partner. 

A little about me: I’m a successful, attractive, personable, generous, good-hearted, single Doctor/TV personality who is a little shy and busy to date. I would like to hire a canvasser/pr/sales type to help me find an attractive, personable lady for a long-term relationship. 

This would be an ongoing canvassing position, paying $10.00 hour on part-time hours plus bonus. This is perfect for students, single parents, older adults, and actors/musicians who are sociable and have plenty of free time. You would go out into social circles, talk to select individuals, give them my card with email, and I would take care of the rest. Think of it kind of like a real-world version of the TV shows: “The Bachelor” or “Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire?” 

This is an ongoing position, and would last anywhere from six months to 1 year or longer, since I am taking my time in finding the right soul mate to be with. There are plenty of matchmakers, headhunters, and internet services that do this, but frankly I don’t trust them. I believe a real world person like you meeting a real world person for me is ideal. 

Since there may be more than one qualified candidate, and I have ample resources, more than one person may be hired for this position. 

If you’re interested, please send me your phone, photo, and qualifications to me. 

Thanks

Reply to: job-895577786@craigslist.org

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Kids say the darndest things

Results of Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Vote mock election:

2004
57% - John Kerry
43% - George Bush

2008 
51% - Barack Obama
49% - John McCain

Hmm…

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