Dateline, 60 Minutes, 20/20
— what you list as your favorite shows on your Facebook profile if you’re dumb but trying to look smart
I love jokes.
— Joanna
from fort wayne craigslist (found by Amanda):
Real Hornets Nest!!! - $15
Actual Hornets nest retrieved many years ago, hung in garage for years. Moving must sell. Hornets have been removed from the have been removed but outer shell and honeycomb still intact. Great for any craft or just as decor.

from fort wayne craigslist (found by Amanda):

Real Hornets Nest!!! - $15

Actual Hornets nest retrieved many years ago, hung in garage for years. Moving must sell. Hornets have been removed from the have been removed but outer shell and honeycomb still intact. Great for any craft or just as decor.

Just caught up on this week’s episode of The Office, written by Ryan Koh. Michael quitting Dunder Mifflin to start the Michael Scott Paper Company has resulted in some great shows, and this one is the best so far. (By the way, that’s Dwight proving to Michael that he’s not wearing a wire.)
In related news, my friend Gustin worked last week as Idris Elba’s stand-in for the season finale, titled “Company Picnic” and written by Paul Lieberstein and Jennifer Celotta.

Just caught up on this week’s episode of The Office, written by Ryan Koh. Michael quitting Dunder Mifflin to start the Michael Scott Paper Company has resulted in some great shows, and this one is the best so far. (By the way, that’s Dwight proving to Michael that he’s not wearing a wire.)

In related news, my friend Gustin worked last week as Idris Elba’s stand-in for the season finale, titled “Company Picnic” and written by Paul Lieberstein and Jennifer Celotta.

Oh shit — they’re back!

Oh shit — they’re back!

We ebb and flow like a cyber river.
Joanna, commenting on our gchat sessions
This is great. I can’t wait to look at more charts.
— Amanda, viewing her Tumblr’s first Google Analytics report

Sibling Conference Call

Last night I was talking to my sister Amanda on the phone when our other sister Chrysta called. Instead of clicking over, I merged the calls, and we proceeded to have a 45-minute conference call.

Among the topics discussed:

  • an old neighbor who just had her second child with a Hall of Fame football player’s younger brother, who apparently has children from a previous relationship as old as our neighbor
  • our grandfather’s hilarious appearance at the family Easter gathering (he snuck in the back door with Easter baskets and hid them, gave a speech about running into the Easter bunny on the way there, and demanded photos be taken of his baskets and emailed to our grandmother, who is still in Florida)
  • the Facebook group our uncle recently created for his photography business which Chrysta and I refused to join. Amanda joined, but claimed she only did so because she thought Chrysta and I already had. (Chrysta’s boyfriend also joined.)
  • if Adele Mitchell is still dating that football player

Of all the conference calls I’ve been on the last few months, this was definitely the most productive — and the most entertaining.

I think we might have to start scheduling these every two weeks.

- from the January 24, 2005 draft of the 30 Rock pilot, back when it was still the Untitled Tina Fey Project

- from the January 24, 2005 draft of the 30 Rock pilot, back when it was still the Untitled Tina Fey Project

tumblangeles:

Got rear-ended last week in Beverly Hills…can anyone recommend a good body shop  on the Westside that does good work at affordable prices?

tumblangeles:

Got rear-ended last week in Beverly Hills…can anyone recommend a good body shop  on the Westside that does good work at affordable prices?
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Loving Uncle Rico on LOST

Loving Uncle Rico on LOST

Today’s lunch: chicken breast, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and ranch dressing on toasted sourdough

Today’s lunch: chicken breast, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and ranch dressing on toasted sourdough

Even though their kids are grown and gone, my parents still spend spring break every year in SW Florida, courtesy of my grandparents.
My mom just emailed us this photo of my dad with his catch of the day.

Even though their kids are grown and gone, my parents still spend spring break every year in SW Florida, courtesy of my grandparents.

My mom just emailed us this photo of my dad with his catch of the day.

Amanda got a fancy waffle maker that flips over at a bridal shower

  • Amanda: Is it wrong that I'm about to eat waffles for the third night in a row?
  • Nathan: You should probably have some protein.
  • Amanda: I'll worry about that later.