2008

Milk jugs of the future!

Just saw the first trailer for my friend Scott’s new...

some wisdom from the bible

A feast is made for laughter,and wine makes life merry,but money is the answer for everything. -...

“Whenever I go out to dinner with someone, I instantly freak...”
— Alison Peck, in a post about...

appleseed: heres another one of nathan’s cool photos

Kat Rohrbacher in front of her latest exhibition,...

Flight of the Conchords muxtape is back!

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What I made for breakfast

Police investigate wife for possibly killing...

The very talented artist Kat Rohrbacher will unveil her...

“It’s going to take four or five people to replace Tim,” said...”
— is it really necessary to...

stitches coming out

Injury alert! (I’m okay)

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“I looked at myself in the mirror today and thought, ‘I...”
— my sister Amanda

Amanda is dealing with the sudden death of the dog she was...

“Aren’t You Too Old to Still Be Idiots?”
— headline of my friend...

New glasses. They look better in person, just like I do.

this qualifies as a bad day

My sister Amanda is house-sitting for our second cousins this week, mostly to take care of their...

“Don’t look now, but the U.S.-backed government and...”
— an editorial in today’s...

What.

A riding lawnmower IS NOT A TOY FOR A BABY!

What I had for dinner. And yes, I ate all five.

“The exciting thing about being single is that you can meet a...”
— an eHarmony ad on the radio

It’s impossible for a guy to go into Victoria’s...

“Can you help me sell vicodin on eBay?”
— my little sister, to me

today I actually know what I’m doing

Today I figured out how to install vinyl siding. (It takes...

Hell yeah we do!

what I’m doing today

awesomeroadtrip: We made it - 2,217 miles in less than 63...

(via awesomeroadtrip)

awesomeroadtrip: “Spotted” in Holbrook, AZ

awesomeroadtrip: 1,328 miles. So far, so good.

Tomorrow my sister Amanda and I will embark on a four-day...

Yesterday a kindergartner challenged me to draw a monkey....

even in Brentwood, it’s pretty rare to see a Rolls...

Actual conversation with the President...

Henry Hager: I want to marry your daughter.
George W. Bush: Done deal.

Flight of the Conchords muxtape

I went to the Getty today with Itzel, a friend I met when...

appleseed: last night was my last night to hang out with...

America's Most Overrated Product: the...

When I decide to take the time to cook, I try to do it up...

Ladybugs!

From the Celebrities Captured in Public by my iPhone Camera...

Blurg

Karl Rove gives Barack Obama some free...

my first rave

Trader Joe’s Sublime Ice Cream Sandwiches. Somehow...

the latest painting from Kat Rohrbacher buy it now while you...

at my first Dodgers game

“Failure is not an event but a judgment about an event.”
— some book I read awhile ago

Tomorrow night at 6PM New Zealand’s fourth most...

Happy Birthday to Kat and Happy Best Day...

baglady: I know it’s Kat’s day… but it’s also the best day of my life.  I gave my last Design...

December 15, 2005: Mike Mauloff calls to tell me he’s...

A few years ago, I learned that my parents’ friend Bob...

Mike Ostermeyer of the Orange Opera and Ted Danson of Three...

“Despite all their flashy chains and big talk and limousines...”
— Boston Celtics legend Bob...

Pinkberry is now officially "frozen yogurt"

We steam our buns.

my parents, dressed up for an event last night (via email)

Quentin Tarantino's best of LA

“America got their own issues and their own problems. It...”
— Charles Barkley, being wrong

In honor of my sister Amanda turning in her letter of...

Craigslist posting of the day

PROFESSIONAL WRITER NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I have been working for 3...

First Janet Jackson, then Britney Spears, now the Memphis...

Option A: the first black president of the United...

“The world is a tough place. You’re never going to get...”
— Charlton Heston, who died...

Because of a lunch meeting today, I ate at a Chili’s...

UPDATE: Fort Wayne presidential primary mania continues!...

Interesting GQ interview with Karl Rove

appleseed: amanda and i went out for an amazing brunch...

Indiana holds its political primaries on the first Tuesday...

For the first few years they were in Los Angeles, the...

Tina Fey on upcoming new episodes of 30 Rock

in the bathroom at Kevin James’ production company

“I’d like to be the Tony Bennett for my generation.”
— George Michael

“Want to improve your love life? Then take care of your...”
— ad for sedation dentistry on...

What I just ate for breakfast. And yes, I ate all ten.

west coast benefits

another good reason to live in California: first round NCAA Tournament games start at 9:00 in the...

Synopsis that accompanies the trailer for Mike Myers’...

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when...”
— Upton Sinclair

another one bites the dust

appleseed: I am moving to venice beach, CA. Not until I get my MFA of course. I was originally...

zachklein: Back from Norway, uploading pics to Flickr now...

My friend Bear McCreary is a ridiculously talented composer....

Charlie Rose sacrifices his face for his MacBook Air Viewers...

appleseed: mr. nathan gotsch

“Personally, I want to know what qualifies Hillary Clinton to...”
— Tracy Morgan

Kat Rohrbacher: Pinkberry virgin

hrrrthrrr: the last picture my camera took before the ocean...

“Today we can find in the course of a few hours online more...”
— Lee Gomes

Time circuits on.

Zach Klein makes the Drudge Report. Kind of.

sounds like a good boss

via Craigslist: Writer looking for intern. Writer with one screenplay produced and another pending...

my friend Alison Peck has a blog and -- even...

Overheard at the Pac-10 tournament

Fan: Hey Rick, how much money do you have on the game?
UCLA football coach Rick Neuheisel: C'mon, be a good sport.

(via rubenfm) This is a little much. Seriously, people,...

What New York women would do in bed with...

sounds like my sister is ready to make...

baglady: Fancy that I posted that little chain email on life. As cheesy as it may be, I’ve been...

simko: I really prefer photos that are created by accident...

Spitzer Sex Scandal? Busted Tees is already on it.

sarahschneider: I wonder if anyone has ever been ‘discovered’ as a cashier prodigy while using the...

There Will Be Blog

Prediction: This will be the premise of an episode of CSI or Law & Order within a year. (If it...

Sent from Amanda, who is in Florida this weekend. Look...

from an old episode

David Letterman: I love your dress.
Amy Sedaris: Looks better on the floor, Dave.

Today is International Women's Day

Take advantage of it while you can, ladies. You only get 24 hours, and you lose one tonight.

from Page Six in today's New York Post

JEREMY Piven doesn’t seem to know he has a serious girlfriend. The “Entourage”...

Instant Messaging is coming to the iPhone

Tonight I watched “The Kingdom,” a film about an...

Jack Nicholson: The Coen brothers are a couple guys I want to work with.
Interviewer: Have you ever discussed working with [them]?
Jack Nicholson: We've talked. We've had some great meetings. I kind of razzed them (at the Oscars) as they walked by and said, "I'm waiting for you guys. Don't you want to make any money?"

“We do no market research. We don’t hire consultants....”
— Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs talks to Fortune magazine about his successes at...

baglady: ETSY GROSS OUT WAR: part 2. It’s back on, Nathan. ...

Vagina tissue cover. Only $10. Two currently in...

I understand what Vanity Fair is trying to do, recreating...

No Country for Old Men < Back to the...

Bob Gale, a screenwriter whose credits include Back to the Future, is not a fan of No Country for...

“One small irony: When I googled “Eugene...”
— Nancy Nall, who exposed White...